Continent Jokes

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

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America Jokes More America Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

Keith Richards Jokes More Keith Richards Jokes

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

South America Jokes More South America Jokes

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

What diapers should you put on a dead baby?

Pamperspired.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

Tectonic Plate Jokes More Tectonic Plate Jokes

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.