Continent Jokes

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

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Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

Keith Richards Jokes More Keith Richards Jokes

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

Zikachu Jokes More Zikachu Jokes

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

Tectonic Plate Jokes More Tectonic Plate Jokes

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"