Zikachu Jokes

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head?

Zikachu

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

Birth Defect Jokes More Birth Defect Jokes

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

Brazil Jokes More Brazil Jokes

What is Brazil's favorite game right now?

Hide and go zika

Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

South America Jokes More South America Jokes

What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

Rio De Janeiro Jokes More Rio De Janeiro Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

Continent Jokes More Continent Jokes

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

How do you get pikachu on to a boat?

You pokemon