Zikachu Jokes

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head?

Zikachu

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

Continent Jokes More Continent Jokes

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

What do you call a galaxy full of Brazilians?

The Milky Hue.

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

Birth Defect Jokes More Birth Defect Jokes

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

Rio Jokes More Rio Jokes

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.