Brazil Jokes

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

What's the capital of brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret

Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

What is Brazil's favorite game right now?

Hide and go zika

What do Brazil and lesbians have in common?

Neither like touching balls.

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What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ?

Brazil support a girls chest !

What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You pokemon

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

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What the?

Oh, I accidentally bought Hamburger Hinderer

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What are my views on lesbian relationships ?

I view it in HD.

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

Licker cabinet.

Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.