Brazil Jokes

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

What's the capital of brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret

Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

What is Brazil's favorite game right now?

Hide and go zika

What do Brazil and lesbians have in common?

Neither like touching balls.

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What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ?

Brazil support a girls chest !

What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe

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How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

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What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!

What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

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What do you call three lesbians on a bicycle?

A trike

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles?

Madagascar

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How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

How can you make seven even?

How can you make seven even? Take away the letter S.

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How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.