Brazil Jokes

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

What's the capital of brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret

Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

What is Brazil's favorite game right now?

Hide and go zika

What do Brazil and lesbians have in common?

Neither like touching balls.

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What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ?

Brazil support a girls chest !

What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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What's small and got 7 dents in it?

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She could never say no to apple.

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Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

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How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

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Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

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Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ?

Brazil support a girls chest !

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What's the biggest type of tree?

A Country.

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head?

Zikachu