Brazil Jokes

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

What's the capital of brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret

Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

What is Brazil's favorite game right now?

Hide and go zika

What do Brazil and lesbians have in common?

Neither like touching balls.

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What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ?

Brazil support a girls chest !

What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

What's the capital of Greece?

The G

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

Zikachu Jokes More Zikachu Jokes

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.