Brazil Jokes

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

What's the capital of brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret

Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

What is Brazil's favorite game right now?

Hide and go zika

What do Brazil and lesbians have in common?

Neither like touching balls.

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What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ?

Brazil support a girls chest !

What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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An arm and a leg.

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Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

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How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

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How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

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How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You pokemon

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

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What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

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Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.