Brazil Jokes

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

What's the capital of brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret

Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

What is Brazil's favorite game right now?

Hide and go zika

What do Brazil and lesbians have in common?

Neither like touching balls.

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What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ?

Brazil support a girls chest !

What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

Brazillion Jokes More Brazillion Jokes

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Zikachu Jokes More Zikachu Jokes

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu