How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

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Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target