What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

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How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

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Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.