How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

What does Game of Thrones have in common with The Sixth Sense?

Icy Dead People

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Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.