Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

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What game do old black people play?

Blingo!

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why do bikes have kick-stands?

A: Because they're two-tired.

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!

What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse?

Get off your high horse.

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How do Latino singers warm up?

Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti No

How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'