Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

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Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

A: She's the one on her bike.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

Warm Jokes More Warm Jokes

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'