Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

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What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

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What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

Why do bikes have kick-stands?

A: Because they're two-tired.

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How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

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Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

How do Latino singers warm up?

Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti No