Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

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Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

Who's the worst villain in more games than any other?

EA

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

Warm Jokes More Warm Jokes

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.