What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse?

Get off your high horse.

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What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

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How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.

What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse?

Get off your high horse.