What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse?

Get off your high horse.

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Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

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What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse?

Get off your high horse.

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.