Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike?

Your bike back

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.