Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

A: She's the one on her bike.

What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike?

Your bike back

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.