Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a mexican with no legs?

consuelo

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.