What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

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What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

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What do you call an underwater dog?

A sub woofer!

Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.