What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

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What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

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What do you call a dog underwater?

A sub woofer.

What do you call an underwater dog?

A sub woofer!