Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

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What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...