Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

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Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

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Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.