Miss Piggy Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

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What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

What do you call a Robert on a stick?

A keBob!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

68 Jokes More 68 Jokes

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

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Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.