Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.