Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

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What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking