There was a frog in her throat.
Kermit the frogs middle finger.
They get toad!
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
Because she had a frog in her throat.
He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.
Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
M'Larynx