Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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What does a frog that can read say?

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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx