Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Miss Piggy Jokes More Miss Piggy Jokes

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx