Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

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Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.