Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!