Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit"

What do you call a frog with seven legs?

A seven-legged frog.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch