Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Previous Random Joke Next
Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Miss Piggy Jokes More Miss Piggy Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking