What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

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Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!