They're both myths.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.
S-O-N-Y
E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"
Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.
You can't keep a good man down !
A library, because it has so many stories.
A turban legend