What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

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How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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What did the philosophically-wise Mongol general say to motivate himself?

I'm not Immanuel Kant. I'm Genghis Kahn!

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.