What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

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Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.