What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

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What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

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What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P