What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

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Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

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What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

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What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P