What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

How do you call a judge that only gives innocent veredicts because he gave up on law school and knows nothing?

a quitter.

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What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

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What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

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What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

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What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.