What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

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What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

Good Bark Jokes More Good Bark Jokes

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

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What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

Popsicle Stick Jokes More Popsicle Stick Jokes

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick