What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Good Bark Jokes More Good Bark Jokes

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

Dogwood Jokes More Dogwood Jokes

What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

Dare Jokes More Dare Jokes

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Popsicle Stick Jokes More Popsicle Stick Jokes

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.