What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

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What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

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What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

Dogwood Jokes More Dogwood Jokes

What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

Popsicle Stick Jokes More Popsicle Stick Jokes

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.