Dogwood Jokes

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

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With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

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What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

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A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

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What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

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When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

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What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?

Fi-Do!

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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How do trees get online?

They just log in...

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha