Shorts!
2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
He held up a pair of pants!
Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night
Cauliflowers!
as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.
A short one with no punchline