What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

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What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

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What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.