What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

What do I have?

Someone else's pants.

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What kind of computer sings?

A Dell

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

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Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay