What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

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Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!