What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

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What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

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What kind of bee can't be understood ?

A mumble bee !

What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

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Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.