What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

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What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay