Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

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What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"