Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

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Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!