Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

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How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

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What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

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Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

What's the most emotional computer you can buy?

A Dell.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire