Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

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What is Jesus' favorite gun?

a nail gun!

What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

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Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

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Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis?

Eau myyyyyyyy....