Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

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What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

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How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

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Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis?

Eau myyyyyyyy....