What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

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What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.