What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

Previous Random Joke Next
Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ?

A brick-layer !

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad?

No telemarketers.