What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

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What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.