How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

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How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

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How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.