How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

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How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

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Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

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How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.