How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?

Mercy !

What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?

Philippe Philoppe

Why was the Frenchmen racist?

Because he was a bigette.

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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......