How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

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What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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How can you identify a French Infantryman?

Sunburned armpits.

Why am I scared of french pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

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Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!