How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

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Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.