Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

March Jokes More March Jokes

Whats up r/jokes?

Not march.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

What's your street name?

Me: FUNK MASTER FERG bia bia! Best Buy: No, the name of your street.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.