Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Whats up r/jokes?

Not march.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.