Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call counterfeited German currency?

A: Question marks.

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.