Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Previous Random Joke Next

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?

Because deep down they're real nice

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

Why are there no bungalows in France?

Because the French have many flaws

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

March Jokes More March Jokes

Whats up r/jokes?

Not march.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.