Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

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What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

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Fool proof!

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Why is French body armour so cheap?

They only need it for their back

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Simon 16

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They keep stealing green cards.

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He doesn't have a job.

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daesh many.

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Piece by piece

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Cache in hand.

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Because they hate the french press...

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

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What do you call a cappuccino from Dunkin Donuts?

A crappucino.

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.