How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know cause you weren't there

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How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?

YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know cause you weren't there