How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

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How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man