How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

Law Enforcement Jokes More Law Enforcement Jokes

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.