The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement
Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)
Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."
It's too square.
Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.
Everybody scramble!
A 1st grader was resisting a rest.
Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.
