How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ?

because

What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

Law Enforcement Jokes More Law Enforcement Jokes

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement