How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Law Enforcement Jokes More Law Enforcement Jokes

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.