Law Enforcement Jokes

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

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Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

Why are the cops in Ferguson Steelers fans?

Bullet train!

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

nun

How many short term memory loss patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

to get to the other side..

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

removed

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ?

because

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.