What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

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Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes?

Because he's the Blade Runner.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

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What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.