What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

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What do you call a retarded psychic who just escaped from prison?

A small medium at-large!

What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

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What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly?

Cops

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

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What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

What do you call a construction company that only employs midgets?

Clearly short handed.