What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

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How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

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What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

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What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.