Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes?

Because he's the Blade Runner.

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How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

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How is Harrison Ford like the Reddit admins?

Both should have said no to the latest update.

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.