Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes?

Because he's the Blade Runner.

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Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

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What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!