Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.
Between Mexico and the US.
Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America
Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.
By swimming in their debt.
Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!
Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....