Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Usa Jokes More Usa Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap