Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

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Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.