What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

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What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

What game should you play to get your mother's attention?

PokeMom

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Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.