What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.