What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

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What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's baked everyday and sells itself?

bread

What's the craziest type of bread?

Banana Nut Bread!

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.