What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

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Where does bad light end up?

in prism

How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's a redneck's favorite kind of bread?

Inbred.

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

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What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.