What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

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Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

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Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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What is a pirate's favorite part of music theory?

Arrrr-peggios!

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.