Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

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What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.

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What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

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What do you call kangarooo jump and play hocky?

the fam copter

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

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What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.