Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

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Because they are missing two towers.

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

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What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

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a noble gas!

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What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.