How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

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How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

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What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)