Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do liberals travel in threes?

A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Beanstalk Jokes More Beanstalk Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.