Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato that's high?

A baked potato.(http://www.spudstravels.com/Travel%20Archive/Caribbean/Jamaicaimages/Cannabis%20-%20close.jpg)

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

uh...a blacker eye?

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies

How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

Beanstalk Jokes More Beanstalk Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.