Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

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What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

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Why does no one trust victoria ?

Because victoria has secrets .

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

Beanstalk Jokes More Beanstalk Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.