What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

Blink Jokes More Blink Jokes

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.