What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What can guys call it?

How about bleeding white

Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Blink Jokes More Blink Jokes

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.