What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going."

Blink Jokes More Blink Jokes

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.