What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

uh...a blacker eye?

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Blink Jokes More Blink Jokes

Why the dude's ear is blinking blue?

Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.