Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.
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Half a cheetah.
Half a dog.
Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.
Half a cat.
because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.
Tell them to clap until daddy gets home
Brush their teeth!
What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat
Half a dog
half a dog Derek, s01e05
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Half a dog!
The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.
Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
m:bleeding Twice
Half a cat
A rebel without a gauze
half-a-dog!
Nothing, he already said it twice.
ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog
A: His heart stops bleeding.
A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.
B- Do you bleed BD - ... B - You Will
FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
How about bleeding white
They both bled for me.
His clean fingers.
Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.
The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.
Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes
Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !
Their last hit was the wall
He wanted her to hit the hay!
What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.
Half of a worm in half of a cherry.
Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.
Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.
You get Halo-tosis. :-/
I guess he was shot through the heart
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
