Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.
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Half a cheetah.
Half a dog.
Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.
Half a cat.
because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.
Tell them to clap until daddy gets home
Brush their teeth!
What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat
Half a dog
half a dog Derek, s01e05
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Half a dog!
The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.
Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
m:bleeding Twice
Half a cat
A rebel without a gauze
half-a-dog!
Nothing, he already said it twice.
ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog
A: His heart stops bleeding.
A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.
B- Do you bleed BD - ... B - You Will
FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
How about bleeding white
They both bled for me.
You aren't now!
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper
Cut its nose off.
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
Ptui"
A. The thought had never entered his head before.
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
You switch sides at half time.
because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...
my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.
A rebel without a gauze.
A rebel without a Claus.
Don't Stop Bereavin'
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
