Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.
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Half a cheetah.
Half a dog.
Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.
Half a cat.
because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.
Tell them to clap until daddy gets home
Brush their teeth!
What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat
Half a dog
half a dog Derek, s01e05
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Half a dog!
The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.
Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
m:bleeding Twice
Half a cat
A rebel without a gauze
half-a-dog!
Nothing, he already said it twice.
ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog
A: His heart stops bleeding.
A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.
B- Do you bleed BD - ... B - You Will
FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
How about bleeding white
They both bled for me.
Stop being so closed off.
There was a full stop
Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.
The Zika virus.
Just asking for a friend
Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.
Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.
You aren't now!
Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...
A very dry sense of humor
Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.
His clean fingers.
