Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"