Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"