Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)