Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

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What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

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Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.