Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

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What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

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What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

How was your paper?

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Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse