How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

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How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

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How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

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What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

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Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

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Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

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What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.