How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

Trail Mix Jokes More Trail Mix Jokes

What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!