How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

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What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

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What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

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What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.