How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

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What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

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What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

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What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!