Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
No raisin
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
He had his raisins...
Her husband on a date.
Because he couldn't find a Date!
It took a date....
Currant Affairs
One I say one.
Because he couldn't find a date!
Raisin bran
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A raisin
1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise
He couldn't get a date!
Raisin Bran
For raisin bran awareness.
I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed
Fancy a bite
Because they never use them
Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
They barium.
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
Ask the NSA for a backup.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
The blasfemur
Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
Because he was Haydn.
On rye on rye on rye.
The Catcher in the Rye.
