Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

because they're not afraid of committing.

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What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

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How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

What do you call a software developer who's also a gynecologist?

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