How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

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How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

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What do you call a software developer who's also a gynecologist?

Front-end

Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

because they're not afraid of committing.