Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
Most people miss the twin towers.
A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.
They screw children, not light bulbs.
My hand.
invisibility
An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.
Sing the nation anthem they will sit down
