How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

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How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

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What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

What are 5 black people in a red car?

A KitKat.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do internet football fans sing?

E we go E we go E we go!

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.