How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

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None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

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What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?

Terrier-fied !

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How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"