How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

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How many /r/ users does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.

How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yes.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

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What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.