There can be only one.
One Brazillion.
There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.
Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.
A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.
A: "All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully
Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"