How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

How many dirty buggers does it take to change a light bulb?

Thirty.

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What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

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How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"