How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

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What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

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How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

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Lets go play on our bikes.

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Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

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How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"