How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

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How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.