How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

What do you call a Scottish parrot ?

A Macaw !

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How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"