Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

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How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

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What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

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Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..