Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

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Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

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Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

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Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..