Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

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What do you do when nothing goes right?

Go left

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

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Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.

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Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups