What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

What is hard to get from Straight men?

Straight answers about relationships.

String Jokes More String Jokes

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.