What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?

Polyarmory

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached