What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

What do you call four Mexicans working in a restroom?

Cuatro Sinko

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

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Why is it so hard to get into a relationship with an SJW?

Because they have high double standards.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

String Jokes More String Jokes

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!