What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels