No strings attached
So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.
All the conservatives are out working.
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
Tequila never goes bad
Polyarmory
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
They might trip on the string.
It was attached to my bumper...