What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

What is a relationship?

It's the one that always sinks....

String Jokes More String Jokes

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.