It never worked out because they never met
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Coffee Mug
Tyrannosaurus Ex
Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!
Battery
It's the one that always sinks....
They were in a relationship!
A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.
You look at your X and try to find out Y
No strings attached
Because they're all in relationships!
They don't work out.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess
Reflexivity and transitivity.
This status.
Because it's not going anywhere.
Straight answers about relationships.
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979
All they will do is fight tooth and nail!
Because they have high double standards.
Polyarmory
A. Telling you his real name.
Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.
Tequila never goes bad
Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex
Because some relationships don't work out.
Nothing, he was just full of tears
Because when your salty you melt down in tears.
A bad news bear
Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
Go and retrieve her!
She broke it trying to read the road signs.
A seahorse !
An exhorsist!
The cream
He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".
For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.
A dollar.
A buck-an-ear.
With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.
none, its a hardware issue.
He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
